Thursday, May 27, 2010

A Typical Day At Kita

So Fridays are the day I have the legendarily dreadful 3B class at Kita HS. This pretty much only applies to their conviction to study (of which they have none and have subsequently attained exactly nothing in the way of English language acquisition), and are fun enough kids to teach... or try to. They are, however, incredibly, often hilariously, rude, and I thought I'd throw some examples your way.

・During dialogue drilling, one student frequently only yells 'Fuck!' when asked to repeat.

・Most male students try to bring attention to their 'yellow hand.'

・One must actively avoid collisions with students' intended hands and one's junk.

・'Fuck you' is not an uncommon response to any posed question.

・Hand gestures of all kinds, specifically the 'gotcher nose!' type one, with the thumb placed between the index and middle finger, which is, in Japan, equated with 'let's fuck'

・Constant questions concerning genitalia.

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